The Starving Fat Man

Rant overheard recently from a fat guy in a gas station:

"They don't want us to work in the United States any more. They want us to starve to death. And some of us are."

Dude, if you can't make your car note or your light bill, I'm sure there are lots of people who can relate. Seriously, everybody knows that Michigan's economy is just a little shy of peachy-keen these days. (OK, ya got me -- it sucks eggs. Royally.)

But you can't stand there with a big ol' beer gut and play the starvation card. We're not buying it.