Wednesday, September 13, 2006

The Curfew-Mobile Is No More

Regular readers may recall my description of the current car I'm driving, a 1987 Honda Accord. At that time, I stated that the car had a messed-up headlight. That would probably classify as an understatement. In reality, it was actually MISSING a headlight. The headlight was in the trunk. It still worked -- I knew this because I had plugged it in and checked it. The only problem is that the accident it was in before I bought it had mangled the headlight bracket to the point where the headlight could NOT be attached. So, I've been driving with one headlight since the beginning of August. Such a condition made it imperative that I make it home before dark, thus earning the car the nickname "The Curfew-Mobile".

Cut to this past Sunday afternoon. I went to my dad's house, seeking his assistance in laying the curfew to rest, once and for all. My dad is retired now, and spends his days doing this or that home improvement project. So, to begin with, he needed to take a look at the good headlight, for comparison. As the '87 Accord is the kind of vehicle that has the flip-up headlights, he had to remove the outer housing from the good one. Now, with anyone else, that may have driven me into a panic. But my dad is THE MAN when it comes to cars or anything else mechanical, so "in Dad, I trust".

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Once he saw how a good headlight bracket is supposed to look, he set about straightening the afore-mentioned mangled one. As I have said for years, my dad has every tool known to mankind, and some that aren't. In this case, that worked out to my benefit. Using a variety of tools, he got the bracket straightened out enough so that the headlight could be attached. After that, he rigged up some wiring to hold the headlight in place (as the damaged side would not have the housing to hold it steady). He used the coolest tool to twist and tighten the wire. It looked somewhat like a pair of wire cutters, but it had a piece in the center that I didn't understand, and a knob at the end of that piece. Anyway, with this tool, he got hold of both ends of the wire, then grabbed that knob and pulled... and as he pulled, the tool automatically twisted the wire! That was the coolest thing I'd seen in a long time. Later, my dad (normally a relatively humble guy) said, "Forget McKee, call me MacGuyver!" I couldn't agree more.

(And lest you think I had my dad do this work for nothing, I did some stuff on his computer, including figuring out a problem he was having with his Internet service. I also installed the Firefox browser on his computer, and set him up with Google as his home page. He really liked Firefox and Google, so those were major brownie points for me!)

So there you have it. I am no longer bound by curfew. The bad news is, my car no longer has a nickname. The good news is, I can stay out even after the street lights come on.

Wanna play?

11 Comments:

Blogger Paperback Writer said...

So, what do you call your car?!?

:)

Oh, yeah, my dad sounds like your dad. I call him the jack of all trades. If he can't fix it, no one can!

9/13/2006  
Blogger Jim McKee said...

Well, for right now, I call it "my car". But, I must admit, that lacks a certain... pizzazz.

;-]

9/13/2006  
Blogger Jean-Luc Picard said...

My father's car has a slight bump. Can he help?

9/13/2006  
Blogger Jim McKee said...

I don't see how, Captain, but thank you for the offer!

9/13/2006  
Anonymous Samantha_K said...

Hmm...How about, the I-can-stay-out-all-night-if-I-want-to-because-the-headlights-are-fixed mobile? I'm sure I could come up with a much more clever one, and shorter, but for now this has a ring to it...
lol. Glad your headlights are fixed (safety is a priority!) and how great to have such a handy father!

9/13/2006  
Blogger Jami said...

You can call it:

1. The Car Formerly Known As the Curfew-Mobile

2. The Miracle MacGuyver Mobile (triple-M for short)

3. Odd as chronic jam (an anagram for Jim's Honda Accord)

4. The Batmobile - just 'cause.

9/13/2006  
Blogger Jen said...

I thought only 28 year old women who didn't know how to fix cars call their dad to fix their car?
If I hear the slightest noise, I put my cell phone up to the noise so he can hear it!
Somehow he always knows what is wrong!!

9/13/2006  
Blogger EDW said...

How about the Going Mobile? (It's a song by The Who. You should've known it would be a musical reference!)

9/13/2006  
Anonymous m said...

Awww....I am so glad you have your dad to help you!

I remember watching my dad fix the car when I was a kid. He was standing over the engine, smoking a cigarette as it ashed onto the car.

Now, as an adult, I think, he was lucky he didn't blow himself up!

9/13/2006  
Blogger Paperback Writer said...

I like the Batmobile.

My first car, the one I call my Baby, was called the Chick Magnate. I would have loved it if I were a guy or a lesbian.

Anyway...

9/14/2006  
Blogger superstar II said...

LOL ;o)
Crufew Mobil...Sounds like something my Aunt H would say! LOL ;o)

9/15/2006  

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