Thursday, October 05, 2006

Where's Osama?

It's been about three years now that we've been looking for Osama bin Laden, and we still haven't found him. At last report (if memory serves me correctly), we were even offering a 25-million dollar reward, and still no takers. So, I was thinking that perhaps we need a new approach.

Just as the SETI program sought to harness unused computing power on the public's home computer, to aid in the search for extra-terrestrial life, I believe we could use the nation's pre-schoolers to assist us in the search for bin Laden. After all, they are renowned for finding hard-to-find objects.

I have included the graphic below as a guideline.

9 Comments:

Blogger EDW said...

That is the funniest thing...oh, I have to stop laughing because I'm going to get in trouble at work!

10/05/2006  
Blogger julie said...

No, no... that's Waldo bin Laden... Osama's fun-loving, freeloading, world-traveling cousin.

10/05/2006  
Blogger Malinda777 said...

OMG... Where's Waldo Osama... just fits doesn't it? TOO FUNNY...

Reminds me of a political news I was watching when they were discussing the "possibility of conspiracy" in that the USA somehow brought down the towers on 9-11.

A funny Republican (which I am GOP) made the comment... hey, we couldn't recoup after Katrina, we cannot protect our borders on a daily basis... it's JUST IMPOSSIBLE that OUR GOVERNMENT caused any of this... it's way beyond them...

And with Osama... the preschoolers could find him though... I bet you :)

10/06/2006  
Blogger Christina_the_wench said...

We could use dogs to sniff his nasty ass out too. I am sure he's pretty ripe by now.

10/06/2006  
Blogger Jean-Luc Picard said...

It's a great idea; I'm sure this could catch on!

10/06/2006  
Blogger Rainman said...

I say they promote the "Find Osama" game like they do the lottery on TV. Every week they could up the dollar amount on tv and put it on billboards in Iraq, Iran and all the other dirty sand box's of the world.

25 Mill you say? Dam I may have to go on a treasure hunt with my new M1.

PS: Jim and Jean Luc, did you see they are going to be auctioning off a bunch of old Star Trek crap on tv next week?

10/06/2006  
Blogger Superstar said...

We should just hire an ex wife who's still made about the pallamony agreement...that should just about cover it!

10/07/2006  
Blogger MSUgal86 said...

Too Funny!

10/08/2006  
Blogger Fluffycat said...

damn that is way too funny.

10/11/2006  

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