Thursday, November 16, 2006

Buttload

I've thought about something for a long time, a VERY long time. And I have come to a conclusion. Now mind you, I have no facts to back up this conclusion. I'm not even sure that facts EXIST to back up this conclusion. I base my entire argument solely on common sense; however, I think it will be enough to prove my point.

There is no such word as "buttload".

I looked it up at OneLook.com, and it gave me the following possible "near-misses":

busload

bloated

bailout

boutade

brotula

butanol

bullboat

balloted

butland

blattoid

Hell, I've never even HEARD of some of those. (What's a brotula? A special spatula for flipping brots?)

Now, there IS such a word as "boatload". You can see the definition here.

My theory, which I wholeheartedly believe to be true, is that "buttload" is nothing more than a corruption of "boatload". The meanings even correspond (well, the informal meaning of "boatload", anyway).

And if you thought "buttload" was bad enough, recently I've heard people using the term "assload". I'm sorry, that's absolutely NASTY, and conjures up all kinds of mental imagery that, quite frankly, I don't care to see.

8 Comments:

Blogger Jean-Luc Picard said...

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11/16/2006  
Blogger EDW said...

I used to say something looked like ass, which is totally gross, I know! I stopped, now I say other unladylike things. :-)

11/16/2006  
Blogger shoes said...

wow they sure gave you a buttload of words that were close.

11/17/2006  
Blogger ChowderHead said...

Jim: Now you've got me curious. I'll have to check out Urban Dictionary to see what they have for buttload. I know MW are a more official source for what is and is not a word.

I've used the word buttload for years. Never assload. And yes, disturbing image.

I like what you said for "Brotula". I've never heard of that.

11/17/2006  
Anonymous M said...

I ask: What is a bullboat??!!

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Gee, thanks Jim for this thought provoking post. Now we will all be thinking about buttloads all night!
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11/17/2006  
Blogger fatgyrl said...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=buttload
Your theory is expressed on page 2 post #13

11/18/2006  
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11/19/2006  
Blogger Jami said...

I love the word Asshat, though my coworker insists it's not a word. At least it's not "irregardless".

I do say buttload, but never assload.

11/22/2006  

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