R-E-S-P-E-C-T (or Lack of Same)
So there I was, standing in line at the Post Office. There was a young, reasonably attractive lady in line in front of me, wearing a form-fitting pair of jeans (not that I noticed or anything). She got called to the counter when it was her turn. She told the postal employee, "I need to buy three stamps."
"Would you like Ronald Reagan stamps or baseball stamps?"
"Ugh, Ronald Reagan was a Republican, I don't want those. Give me the baseball stamps."
Come to think of it, she wasn't all that attractive after all.
"Would you like Ronald Reagan stamps or baseball stamps?"
"Ugh, Ronald Reagan was a Republican, I don't want those. Give me the baseball stamps."
Come to think of it, she wasn't all that attractive after all.
posted by Jim McKee at 11:34 AM
6 Comments:
A potentially gorgeous girl lost over three stamps!
A lot of people become far less attractive when they open their mouths (myself included, according to some!).
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YOu can't fix stupid!
A simple "basebal would be find" would have done.
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sigh. When President Reagan died a few years ago, there was a man on one of the news shows who was complaining about how he was still unemployed because he'd been an air-traffic controller during that strike. He'd had more than 20 years to find a new profession, but instead chose to sit at home and cry about how Reagan had ruined his entire life. He said "I'd never vote for a republican after that." That's voting on the issues.
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